So this might be one of the funniest posts I have seen on Deadspin (you can read the whole thing here)
http://deadspin.com/5364409/megan-fox-will-kick-you-in-the-boner yet. Plus with a title of "Megan Fox will kick you in the boner" how can you not read it? (that applies to guys primarily I would think). So of course I read it and you know what, I totally agree with it. I have never been an angelina jolie fan, but was willing to chalk megan fox up as "who cares, she really hot". Of course that was based on seeing her in Transformers, where that is essentially the only point of her character.....look hot regardless of what is going on and add sexual tension to the movie. Obviously, even if she is dumber than a box of rocks, she will still manage this. I think without a doubt this part is the best :
I remember when Angelina Jolie first became famous a while back and all the hype about her was about how "edgy" and "dangerous" she was. She did interviews where she talked about being bisexual, and keeping Billy Bob's blood around her neck and all that shit, and threw out quotes about sex like this:
"I got knives out and had a night where we attacked each other... it felt so primitive and it felt so honest…"
Sure it did, honey. Fox did the same thing recently, telling Rolling Stone (bragging, really) that she's so unstable she might shoot her boyfriend (the extremely edgy and dangerous Brian Austin Green) one day.
People like this are fucking annoying. It's like someone took a hot chick and grafted Jeremy Shockey's personality onto her. "Brah, we're so crazy!" It's such egregious bullshit that it gets in the way of my boner. And that takes a lot of bullshit, because my boner is a goddamn bullet train that is impervious to derailment.
